Based on a true story, told.

A friend told me
about a friend he knows
who had a crazy trip
off some "Who ARE you?"
He and his friends
were so on their "Zen"
And they decided to go. To Stop and Shop.
They parked. They purchased.
They left. They saw...
All four of them saw
A leprechaun.
They swear it was there.
Just as clear as day.
But it was night.
But if they all saw it there...
It must've been there... right?
"Oh my..."
"Dude... bro... we gotta take it home!"
"Yea man cool help me put it in the trunk."
"Dude yeah... but he ain't sleepin in my bunk."
They put him in the trunk.


All four of them
took a leprechaun home
that they swear they saw
In the parking lot
After they got high
But not from pot.
There's a point to this...
Stick with me kids.

They went home.
They got high.
Offa mushrooms. And I don't know Y.
But when they woke up.
They laughed about their trip... to Stop and Shop...

"We all saw a leprechaun right?"
"Right."
"Oh shit the little guy's still in the closet..."
"or is it?"
And here's the scary part. rather sad really.
The four friends, it's crazy that they saw a magical creature... in their world.
But when they opened the closet.
It was a little black girl, scared and shaky, crying, and panicked.


They sent her home in a cab
gave her all the money they had & said sorry.
Fuckin' idiots.
DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS!